Which New York Times Op-Ed Columnist Am I?

Because I feel pretty certain that the Boston Globe Op-Ed Columnist of Me is Ellen Goodman.

( I strongly approve of any quiz which allows 'The English Language' to be an answer to the question, 'What turns you on?' )

I was disappointed by the answers to the question about fortune cookies. If I were a fortune cookie, I would have a much more interesting and more disturbing fortune than any of their options. Like, say, "Every night that you leave your garden gnomes outside and unprotected, Robespierre will cut off their heads. Succeeding nights will find him stuffing socks down the hollow cavity that passes for a garden gnome's heart."

I'd be a fortune cookie like that.

Quiz gacked from shirei_shibolim