On a related note, what sort of food do you think the Department of Homeland Security would create?
Dave Barry, on military spending:
"If the Pentagon needs, say, fruit, it will argue that it must have fruit that can withstand the rigors of combat conditions, and it will wind up purchasing the FX-700 Seedless Tactical Field Grape, which will cost $160,000 per bunch, and which will have an 83 percent failure rate."
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Date: 2008-07-13 03:59 am (UTC)Dave Barry, on military spending:
"If the Pentagon needs, say, fruit, it will argue that it must have fruit that can withstand the rigors of combat conditions, and it will wind up purchasing the FX-700 Seedless Tactical Field Grape, which will cost $160,000 per bunch, and which will have an 83 percent failure rate."